Cleveland Sucks

I think Drew Carey had it wrong, Cleveland does not rock..... it sucks!

The crime, unemployment and murder rate are the top three reasons. Then throw in the lake effect winters........ Damn I nearly freeze my blueberries off just walking across the parking lot.

Not to mention all of the sports teams suck and are unable to win a championship..... Most athletes have a felony conviction for God's sake...

I don't care how much money you offer me I'm going to Miami where the weather is warm, the girls are in bikinis and the living is easy.

Sincerely
Lebron James
suck it Ohio