I'm Greg and I approved this message

I am pro-gun, pro-choice, pro-employment, against the banking bailout (unless it benefited you), voted for the healthcare bill (unless you have health insurance then screw the uninsured ) and now support repealing it. My opponent is against Social Security, Medicare, and I've often heard him repeat the phrase "Jihad" several times.

I will lower your taxes, raise the taxes on the rich (those filthy bastards), create jobs thus solving the great economic crisis in this country, immediately stop all foreclosures and provide tax incentives for hiring American workers stopping all outsourcing to India immediately.

My opponent is a close personal friend of Nancy Pelosi, I'm reasonably sure they are having a sexual relationship on the side while using taxpayer money to pay for the room on her congressional credit card. My staff is working hard to prove these allegations so stay tuned for the video.

Meanwhile I have been endorsed by Sarah Palin who definitely wants to sleep with me in the worst way to prove she's all inclusive and diversified.... Something about she knows I like hockey and she wants to be my puck bunny.

Vote early and often for Pitt Rehab

So come election day remember to pull on PittRehabs lever several times if possible in rapid succession.  If you're not a registered voter please contact acorn as soon as possible and don't forget about your dead relatives, just because they are deceased doesn't mean they can't vote.