A little boy comes down to breakfast. Since they live on a farm, his mother asks if he had done his chores.
"Not yet," said the little boy.
His mother tells him no breakfast until he does his chores.
Well, he's a little ticked off, so he goes to feed the chickens, and he kicks a chicken. He goes to feed the cows, and he kicks a cow. He goes to feed the pigs, and he kicks a pig. He goes back in for breakfast and his mother gives him a bowl of dry cereal.
"How come I don't get any eggs and bacon? Why don't I have any milk in my cereal?" he asks.
"Well," his mother says, "I saw you kick a chicken, so you don't get any eggs for a week. I saw you kick the pig, so you don't get any bacon for a week either. I saw you kick the cow so for a week you aren't getting any milk."
Just then, his father comes down for breakfast and kicks the cat halfway across the kitchen.
The little boy looks up at his mother with a smile, and says, "You gonna tell him or should I?"
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Monday, January 30, 2012
Laptop Crashed
Last week my laptop crashed and if you have never experienced that, let me tell you it's a major pain in the butt. Fortunately I was able to retrieve most of my files but I still need to load all of my programs etc.
One of the difficulties with using Dragon naturally speaking is I need to retrain my voice files. Just when I had everything working perfectly the laptop goes south.
Now I need to find a suitable charity for my old laptop computer. Do you have any idea where to donate a laptop in the Pittsburgh area? I reinstalled the operating system Windows Vista, but the drivers need to be reinstalled.... I plan on getting everything organized this week on the new laptop, hopefully it's a smooth transition
One of the difficulties with using Dragon naturally speaking is I need to retrain my voice files. Just when I had everything working perfectly the laptop goes south.
Now I need to find a suitable charity for my old laptop computer. Do you have any idea where to donate a laptop in the Pittsburgh area? I reinstalled the operating system Windows Vista, but the drivers need to be reinstalled.... I plan on getting everything organized this week on the new laptop, hopefully it's a smooth transition
Saturday, January 21, 2012
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